![]() ![]() I guess some things never change, do they? Like the llamas being stationary, and Fortnite being available on mobile, and the locker UI being easy to navigate on controller-" "It can't get any worse than that, right?" "He will become trapped there for an entire season while the island turns orange, then land in a Batman universe." "Well," the Visitor said, "I'm sure he's more than capable-" "The Zero Point will destabilize again, and your leader will need to fix it." "But it will immediately go away again at the end of the season, and be replaced by a massive, irradiated desert." "But I'm sure more new locations will come, right? Perhaps by landing from a giant rift?" "Everything will go back to normal, save for one stubborn slice of seaweed that becomes the most watched piece of scenery on the subreddit." "I bet those map changes last a long time." "But everyone will be fine, except for one guy who probably deserved it," Kevin said. "But then the map will flood," Kevin said. ![]() "For map changes will start off strong, with five new named locations and plenty of new mechanics." "I'm sure the new map will grow on them, as more new and exciting places are added." "Well, that's all right," the Visitor said. "For the new map will barely exist for a month before a tide of people clamouring for the old one back will rise." "There will never be peace in the fandom," Kevin said ominously. "Finally, people will stop asking for a new map, and there will be peace in the fandom." "We know exactly what will happen." He crossed his arms and looked proud. "Oh, we did all the calculations," the Visitor said. "I have come to warn you of what will happen if you go through with your plot to contain the Zero Point." "It is I, Kevin, the avatar of the storm, darkness, and the App Store," he said. In the time leading up to The End, however, Kevin the Cube appeared in the depot. ![]() Once upon a time there was a man who crashed to the island in a meteor, except that he didn't, and instead he set up a science lab in Dusty Depot and built a rocket there using the debris from the single most broken vehicle to ever curse a battle royale game. ![]()
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